Sh Tty Mom For All Seasons

Author: Alicia Ybarbo
Publisher: Abrams
ISBN: 1613127197
Size: 28.49 MB
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The authors of the New York Times–bestselling Sh*tty Mom are back with a hilarious guide presenting common parenting scenarios with advice for getting through the year the sh*tty mom way. Told in the same tongue-in-cheek voice as the original, this sequel is full of funny parenting tips and relatable stories for contemporary moms. Sh*tty Mom for All Seasons explores the occasions throughout the year that test every mother’s patience and inspire self-deprecating humor and that second glass of wine. With chapters organized by season, the book will teach you how to navigate the bumpy roads of motherhood, learn to laugh at the occasional parenting fail, and maybe even appreciate your own mother. Or not. Sample chapters for the sh*tty mom year include: Fall: “Yes, We All Have to Be Here: The Annual PTO Funsraiser” Winter: “Mom’s Real New Year’s Resolutions” Spring: “I’m Running Off with the Gardner: April Fools!” Summer: “Summer Reading Lists & Other Great Reasons Why You Don’t Home School” The Emmy Award–winning TODAY show producers and self-proclaimed sh*tty moms, Alicia Ybarbo and Mary Ann Zoellner, together with humorist Erin Clune, bring you the perfect book for mothers who don’t take themselves too seriously.

Elmer

Author: David McKee
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0688091717
Size: 72.31 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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Elmer the elephant is bright-colored patchwork all over. No wonder the other elephants laugh at him! If he were ordinary elephant color, the others might stop laughing. That would make Elmer feel better, wouldn't it? The surprising conclusion of David McKee's comical fable is a celebration of individuality and the power of laughter. Elmer the elephant, a colorful character because of his patchwork hide and sense of humor, tries to blend in with the herd, but soon realizes that he's happiest just being himself. "McKee's gentle humor and love of irony are in full force in this celebration of individuality and laughter." -- Publisher's Weekly.

The Big Book Of Santa

Author: Mary Engelbreit
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449484581
Size: 25.57 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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Mary Engelbreit knows that many of our dearest childhood memories are linked to Christmastime. Now, those memories, illustrated by one of America's favorite artists, are gathered in this Big Book of Santa. This special edition contains Mary's favorite Santa works of art. You don't have to be a child to appreciate the magic of Christmas. By recalling the joy and innocence of children, the excitement and activity of the preparations, and the true meaning of the season, Mary Engelbreit's art captures that we all hold dear.

Amy Knapp S Christian Family Organizer August 2017

Author: Amy Knapp
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781492645276
Size: 19.36 MB
Format: PDF, Kindle
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pemAmy Knapp's Family Organizer/em is Parenting tested and mom approved! Based on the #1 National Best Selling Amy Knapp Family Organizer, this easy-to use format helps even the busiest of families gain control of their active lifestyle. THis organizer features weekly and monthly calendar grids, weekly grocery lists, weekly to-do lists, Bible verses, and color-coded stickers. /ppAdditional Features:br ? foreign holiday list revised to allow more writing space, br ? heavier paper weight, br? internal storage pocket,br? sturdy jacket for durability br? and a fresh new design! brbr/p

Underwater Dogs

Author: Seth Casteel
Publisher: Little, Brown
ISBN: 0316227714
Size: 15.30 MB
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The exuberant, exhilarating photographs of dogs underwater that have become a sensation From the water's surface, it's a simple exercise: a dog's leap, a splash, and then a wet head surfacing with a ball, triumphant. But beneath the water is a chaotic ballet of bared teeth and bubbles, paddling paws, fur and ears billowing in the currents. From leaping Lab to diving Dachshund, the water is where a dog's distinct personality shines through; some lounge in the current, paddling slowly, but others arch their bodies to cut through the water with the focus and determination of a shark. In more than eighty portraits, award-winning pet photographer and animal rights activist Seth Casteel captures new sides of our old friends with vibrant underwater photography that makes it impossible to look away. Each image bubbles with exuberance and life, a striking reminder that even in the most loveable and domesticated dog, there are more primal forces at work. In Underwater Dogs, Seth Casteel gives playful and energetic testament to the rough-and-tumble joy that our dogs bring into our lives.

Hipster Animals

Author: Dyna Moe
Publisher:
ISBN: 160774791X
Size: 14.41 MB
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An illustrated pocket guide to the hip characters populating "cool neighborhoods" across America, modeled on a bird watcher's field guide. Based on the author's popular Tumblr of the same name, Hipster Animals will help readers identify such urban wildlife as "city boy BBQ pitmaster," "spazzy puckish crush girl," "pho authenticity police," and "dandy mixologist." The stylized illustrations of each of the 80 "hipster animal" types are hilariously rendered as actual animals in human clothes, and pithy accompanying text details these creatures' identifying characteristics, habitats, diets, and "calls." Including supplementary activities and essays (such as a feature on decoding the signals of different hipster species' mating rituals), this parody reference guide provides a snarky glimpse into the foreign--yet all too familiar--world of the trendsetters among us.

Me Without You

Author: Lisa Swerling
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452170061
Size: 43.66 MB
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This smile-inducing book features countless color illustrations of scenarios that are simply incomplete without the whole family. "We without you? What would we do? Like crafts without glue. Yodelay without hee hoo." From famed cartoonists and authors of Me Without You Lisa Swerling and Ralph Lazar, the book celebrates family love without being too sappy or sweet. An oh-so-cute baby shower, mom-to-mom, or mom-to-kid gift for Valentine's Day or just because, We Without You will be shared and enjoyed by the entire family again and again.

Nuns Having Fun

Author: Maureen Kelly
Publisher: Workman Publishing
ISBN: 9780761150411
Size: 38.74 MB
Format: PDF
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Welcome to the lighter side of convent life. Culled from the black-and-white 1950s and '60s, here are hundreds of nuns caught in the act of letting their wimples down.--[book cover]