Oh The Places You Ll Eff Up

Author: Joshua Miller
Publisher: Ulysses Press
ISBN: 1612432913
Size: 64.73 MB
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A HILARIOUS GRADUATION KEEPSAKE THAT GLEEFULLY EXPOSES THE NOT-ALWAYS-AWESOME REALITIES OF STARTING OUT IN THE ADULT WORLD Congrats! Congrats! You've made it so far. You're an adult now, you're even allowed in a bar. But long before you're going to succeed, You'll eff shit up, 100% guaranteed. This ultimate graduation present is sure to bring a nervous smile to the face of any young adult about to face the wide world.

You Don T Know Sh T

Author: Doug Mayer
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
ISBN: 9781429984119
Size: 72.93 MB
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A brilliant miscellany of all things scatalogical "You Don't Know Sh*t glides from the sublime heights of human ingenuity to the lowest of the lower depths. It's the ultimate human journey."—Frederick Kaufman, author of Wasteland It's part of all of our lives. But how much do you really know about poop, scat, sh*t, excrement? From the historical to the scientific, the cultural to the gross, You Don't Know Sh*t packs a load of solid information into one tidy volume: --how great civilizations have pooped through the ages --why some poop floats and other poop sinks --the final word on whether people have individual brands of bathroom smells --what your sh*t (and sh*tting style) says about you --how astronauts poop in space --a complete glossary of terms and euphemisms for man's most fundamental function --fun facts about everything from the first flush, the famous Thomas Crapper, and the differences in bathroom basics around the world --a cloud's worth of information about farts, too!

Oh Baby The Places You Ll Go

Author: Tish Rabe
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0553520571
Size: 51.25 MB
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Artfully extracted and adapted almost entirely from Ted Geisel's work, this is a must for all expectant parents - and introduction to the wonderful world of Dr. Suess for their adorable baby-to-be. Exciting new discoveries are being made all the time about how much learning takes place while a baby is still in its mother's womb, and Oh, Baby, the Places You'll Go! makes the perfect welcome! It's never too early to start them on a rich and healthy regimen of good ol' Dr. Seuss.

I Call Bullshit Live Your Life Not Someone Else S

Author: Joshua Miller
Publisher: Lioncrest Publishing
ISBN: 9781619618701
Size: 71.76 MB
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Joshua Miller wants you to be happy. Not just getting by, not just successful by society's standards, but can't-wait-to-wake-up-every-single-day happy. If you're shaking your head, convinced that this is impossible for you, Joshua calls bullshit. The life you want is attainable-you simply need to reconnect with the person you really are. I Call Bullshit: Live Your Life Not Someone Else's takes the wildly overcomplicated advice presented by the self-help industry, distills it down to its basic principles, and reveals how those principles can help you become your authentic self. With insights designed to shake you out of your complacency, Joshua will show you how to face your problems head-on and conquer them with strategies that work for you. Your life doesn't have to suck. Honest. I Call Bullshit challenges you to be true to your dreams, your purpose, and yourself.

It S A Punderful Life

Author: Gemma Correll
Publisher: Dog & Bone
ISBN: 9781909313286
Size: 31.74 MB
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Puns often mistakenly get a bad rep, but if they're good enough for Oscar Wilde and Shakespeare (whose work featured over 3000 puns), it's good enough for us. Hot off the back of her incredibly popular Monday Punday online series, Gemma Correll has surveyed her army of punning fans to create this hilarious collection of her best illustrated puns, as well as lots of new ones. Over the following pages you will see grin-inducing puns such as Wonton Cruelty featuring sadistic dim sim, or rotten eggs hurling abuse at each other. The sweet tooth has brought you some flowers and the seal of approval is very pleased to meet you. Wth over 50 puns, this book will bring a smile to even the most miserable person's face.

The Heart Of Love

Author: Joshua Miller
Publisher: Tate Publishing
ISBN: 1606965808
Size: 16.78 MB
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Love is the very nature of God. It is the essence of his sanctity. It is the something of his divinity that permeates our very existence. It is through him and in him that creation was given life By looking upon Christ we see the love of God. By accepting Christs nature, we come into the truth of that love. God is love. If this book doesnt change your mind, it will still change your heart. Amidst the toils and spoils of the world and the shadow cast by our many grievances, we often forget the joy of dwelling in simple love. Joshua Millers debut book, Heart of Love, explores the wisdom and virtue of being a person of love. Read about love. Love is in this book; it waits for you. This book is a destroyer, a creator, and a healer; for love is all of these. Love will destroy falsehood. It will heal old wounds. And it will create new worlds of goodness and possibility. Come to the siren song of love. Dance in its flow. Let your eyes meet its words. Let your heart embrace the light. This book, this little lantern, will shine into your heart. It will add to that light that is already in you, that transcendent light that pushes the darkness into oblivion. Interweaving unique poetic tones within his wisdom-filled study, Miller takes readers beyond simple surface acceptance and into the cavernous riches found within love. These words are for you. The prime nature of this book is love. It wakes you. It is alive with the spirit of love; may it resound in your soul as you read it.

Trivial Pursuits

Author: Ian Diorio
Publisher: Baker Books
ISBN: 144124557X
Size: 13.24 MB
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Your life is not a reality show. It's actual reality. But too many of us spend our lives on trivial pursuits--media, money, perpetual youth, and a culture of constant entertainment. We try to avoid the realities of pain, depression, loneliness, and mortality by filling our lives with diversions. Even worse, our churches that might use the reality of pain and suffering to point us to the cross instead dress the gospel up in the world's clothing so that it will seem more "relevant." With pinpoint accuracy, LA club DJ turned pastor Ian DiOrio diagnoses the problem and gives us the cure. Exposing our most common empty attempts to find meaning apart from God, DiOrio points us back to God and exhorts us to find meaning in our identities as followers of Christ, as shapers of culture, and as people who participate in communities of worship.

The Mao Game

Author: Joshua Miller
Publisher: William Morrow
ISBN: 9780060391850
Size: 26.99 MB
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It opens with a card game. Played between Jordan's mother and grandmother, the game is called The Mao, and, like the adult world in which he is prematurely thrust, the rules seem arbitrary and the stakes staggeringly high -- whoever wins the game wins custody of him. So begins this 15-year-old child actor's odyssey through the temptations of Hollywood and the emotional minefield of his family's life. As the story unfolds, we learn that Jordan's father has molested him throughout his childhood and that his mother, a narcissistic woman immersed in her acting career, has little interest in him. The only stable force in his life is his grandmother, a remarkable woman with whom Jordan shares everything from dances to drugs to his innermost confidences; a woman who is slowly dying. Heart-wrenching and highly cinematic, The Mao Game sheds light on both the fragile vulnerability and the remarkable resilience of the human spirit. An unmistakably modern coming-of-age story, it marks the triumphant debut of an important new voice in the next generation of American novelists.

52 Things To Do While You Poo

Author: Hugh Jassburn
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1492607568
Size: 64.34 MB
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Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But fear no more, as excretion expert Hugh Jassburn has put together a compendium of entertaining activities and informative fun that will make you want to stay put, even if you don't need to go. Doing a number two will never be the same again. Filled with clever mazes, trivia, searches, and puzzles all focused on the act, history, and science of pooing, 52 Things to do While You Poo will keep you entertained for as long as you need.

Grow The F Ck Up

Author: John Kyle
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780692532720
Size: 13.63 MB
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Giggle and shart while gaining a wealth of knowledge. With 44 step-by-step how-to's, Grow the F*ck Up offers late teens and young adults lessons they never received at home or in the classroom. This satirically blunt novel surrounding general knowledge is an absolute must for birthday gifts, graduation presents, holidays, and more. Do you know someone that can't seem to manage their money, prepare for a job interview, use a credit card, turn off the water to the house, or write a resume and cover letter? If you answered yes to any of the above questions, then they absolutely need Grow the F*ck Up. The book doesn't merely scratch the surface. Instead, it takes readers step-by-step through over 40 tasks that all men and women should know how to perform. Sadly, most young people leave high school and even college with a diploma or two, yet they lack the common sense and knowledge required to perform everyday tasks that will serve them their entire lives. Sometimes, something that seems so incredibly simple really isn't, especially if you have never had the opportunity to do it before. Back in the day parents, teachers, and other mentors taught young people elementary tasks. However, in today's fast paced, digitally driven society those teachable moments are rarely experienced. Make those moments commonplace once more with Grow the F*ck Up. The book contains six chapters surrounding automotive, clothing, employment, financial, grilling, home improvement, and miscellaneous advice. Within each chapter you will find a plethora of how-tos that are simultaneously witty and informative. Learn how to change a car battery, sew a decent button, create a resume and cover letter, prepare for a job interview, understand a 401k, and much, much more. Whatever the occasion, give the perfect gift with Grow the F*ck Up: What your parents should have taught you and school never did.