Still Pumped From Using The Mouse

Author: Scott Adams
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9780836210262
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Another insider's look into the business office finds Dilbert and cohorts dealing and dueling with the gadgets and grievances of technology and providing a display of perplexing electronics power. Original. 250,000 first printing.

Problem Identified

Author: Scott Adams
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449417825
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In Problem Identified: And You're Probably Not Part of the Solution, cartoonist Scott Adams affectionately ridicules inept office colleagues--those co-workers behind the pointless projects, interminable meetings, and ill-conceived "downsizings"--in this thematically linked collection of Dilbert comic strips. Dilbert, the benchmark of office humors, continues to use its considerable powers of humor for the greater good, helping us to fight the good fight at work despite those around us whose job descriptions seem to include undercutting morale and generally doing everything possible to lead us into economic ruin.

When Body Language Goes Bad

Author: Scott Adams
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9780740732980
Size: 39.37 MB
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A collection of "Dilbert" cartoons presents another look at life in a large company as workers cope with meetings, their boss, foolish manangement directives, budget problems, and other common workplace situations.

Your Accomplishments Are Suspiciously Hard To Verify

Author: Scott Adams
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449415075
Size: 74.22 MB
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Inside Your Accomplishments Are Suspiciously Hard to Verify, Adams tackles the subjects of Elbonian slave labor, faulty product recalls, less-than-anonymous employee surveys, and more. If you've ever looked among your co-workers and thought, "I hope feral cats eat every one of you," or briefly celebrated a well-deserved promotion only to realize that the word "promotion" now means that you're responsible for doing two jobs for the price of one, then chances are you find the corporate cubicle culture represented inside Dilbert alive and well inside your own work environment--and that's exactly what makes Dilbert so topical and funny. From Dilbert's invention of a portable brain scanner (with a popcorn microwave option) to his moonlighting as a professional corporate crime scene cleaner, Your Accomplishments Are Suspiciously Hard to Verify chronicles pointless projects, interminable meetings, and ill-conceived office policies one Dilbert strip at a time.

Excuse Me While I Wag

Author: Scott Adams
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449424244
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Cubicle-dwelling business people the world over have been knowingly nodding, faithfully push-pinning their favorite strips to their cube walls, and--most of all--belly laughing out loud ever since Dilbert first arrived on the scene. In this collection, Excuse Me While I Wag, Dilbert and his look-alike dog, Dogbert, once again provide comic relief to anyone who has ever had to inhabit a cubicle, endure an "initiative of the week," or simply work in an office that has, on occasion, caused them to pull out large clumps of their hair. Scott Adams' dead-on humor in Excuse Me While I Wag is sure to satisfy the hordes of fans worldwide who avidly follow the misadventures of Dilbert, Dogbert, Catbert, Ratbert, the pointy-haired boss, and the rest of the cast of characters in Dilbert's world--a world that's eerily like the one we work in daily.

Cubes And Punishment

Author: Scott Adams
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449417779
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My cube is sucking the life force out of me." --Dilbert In Cubes and Punishment: A Dilbert Book, Dilbert sardonically skewers the Dostoevskian sense of despair and anxiety that corporate life breeds. And nowhere is this sense more alive than in the desolation of the cubicle. In Dilbert's world, cubicle dwellers are relegated to everything from the half-size intern cubicle to the patented head cubicle and are even sentenced to adopt and decorate empty cubicles. * Dilbert continues to be the voice for the embattled cubicle-dwelling Everyman. With best-friend Dogbert, and a veritable who's who in accompanying office characters ranging from the Boss and Wally to Alice and Catbert, Dilbert offers a welcome dose of laughter in response to the inanity of corporate culture and middle-management mores.

Always Postpone Meetings With Time Wasting Morons

Author: Scott Adams
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9780836217582
Size: 20.65 MB
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From mountain and valley, from hill and dale, people are asking, "How can I have more Dilbert in my life?" Help is at hand with a blast from the past in Scott Adams' very first compilation of Dilbert comic strips, Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons. It is tempting to compare Adams' work to that of Leonardo da Vinci. The differences are striking. Adams displays good jokes and strong character development, whereas da Vinci has been skating for years on his ability to do shading. Advantage: Adams. And though it may seem boorish to point this out, da Vinci wrote backwards. And he's dead. Advantage: Adams. The choice is clear. Fans looking for a book which will stand the test of time, even beyond the time you spend flipping through it in the bookstore (for which the author receives no royalties whatsoever), should buy this book. Those who are not good comparison shoppers can buy the Mona Lisa.

Animal Stories

Author: Bill Sherwonit
Publisher: Graphic Arts Books
ISBN: 1941821308
Size: 76.56 MB
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These timeless, beautifully written essays share encounters and observations on a variety of Alaskan wildlife and include natural history information.

The Ghost In Walnut Hollow

Author: Mary Nell Farmer
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 1499060068
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A young doe nudges her small fawn toward tall reeds that line the creek banks. She has been feeding on sweet clovers thru the early morning hours. Soon, she and other night creatures will return to the woods. There, they will remain until darkness returns once more.