Zombies Versus Aliens Versus Vampires Versus Dinosaurs

Author: Jeff Abugov
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ISBN: 9780692581032
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When a highly sophisticated race of alien insects arrive to exterminate mankind, mythical creatures from human lore turn out to be more real than anyone imagined. It is an epic battle for the preservation of our planet, and no one is left out. Oh, and some of them fall in love.

Time Travel For Love And Profit

Author: Jeff Abugov
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ISBN: 9780998578415
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A time travel story, a crime story, a paranormal story, and a love story? all rolled into one. T.J. is a seasoned ex-con, a thief by trade, a quick-witted rogue and a loveable scoundrel by nature. After paroled from San Quentin, he manages to get his hands on a time machine built into an Apple Watch, and goes back to 1932 to invest $10,000 in IBM with the intent of returning home to collect his millions. But his plan is made complicated when he comes face-to-face with the beautiful woman who has haunted his dreams since his childhood.

Zombies Vs Aliens

Author: Kristin Jacques
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781532738654
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The zombie apocalypse has come and gone, the world has ended, and humanity has crumbled. But nobody told the aliens. And it seems that alien brains have some interesting side effects on the ravenous undead. Just ask zombie Li, who "wakes up" after a quick bite. The world is a wasteland, she's a walking corpse, and her "snack" has just melted into a noxious puddle of goo. She's had better days. But she won't go through the rest of her undead life alone. As Li hits the road to figure out what happened, the end of the world brings her strange company, and even stranger enemies. The aliens are coming back, and it's going to take more than a handful of quirky zombies to stop them. She's going to need some serious fire power-like the remnants of the human race. If she can find them.

The Urban Legion

Author: Dave Agans
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ISBN: 9780986170904
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Traffic jams. Automatic flush sensors. Sharp plastic packaging. Who's behind it all? Hold on to your tin-foil hat and beware the sewer-dwelling alligators as you discover the hilarious possibilities.

Annie S 1st Break

Author: Willee Amsden
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781517298654
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Look out New York City! Ms. Rayanne "Annie" McCauley from little old Mesa View, Texas has set her sights on being a high fashion model. Despite her humble beginnings in the Mesa View Mobile Home Park, hot tempered Annie thinks she can make it all the way to the cover of Women's Wear Daily (as long as she follows her own rules). She may also snag the heart of sexy Tomi Di Ponti, the CEO of Di Ponti Cosmetics and Fashions, but not without a lot of trouble from her arch rival, Brittany Carstairs, another alumnus of the trailer park and a woman who never met a nasty trick she didn't use. When it looks like things can't get any worse, along comes Luther Grolsch, handsome, dangerous and possibly the most annoying man Annie ever met. Hilarious situations and quirky characters make this romantic, comedy, mystery, adventure a must read. Annie McCauley has been described as the Calamity Jane of high fashion, but she may finally be getting her big break in the modeling world. She's moved to New York and rented a small apartment in Queens. Her best friend, Luis, a diminutive, gay, Latino, makeup artist lives right across the hall. She aced her first interview with handsome, Tomi Di Ponti and is ready for her second interview where she expects to be given the job as spokesmodel for the new Czarina line of cosmetics and fashions. But things rarely go smoothly for Annie and before she knows it, Brittany has pulled one of her dirty tricks and it looks like Annie may not get the job after all. However, with the help of Luis and the understanding of Tomi things seem to be working out. Brittany isn't easily beaten and through an elaborate plan it appears she's working against Annie behind the scenes. Comical mishaps, the Rigatoni, a vertically challenged gang of old world mobsters, and Nonni, the grandmother from hell all make Annie's dream seem just out of reach. Like Stephanie Plum, Annie is a hard working, good-hearted woman who may be in over her head. Enter Ida and her son, Luther Grolsch, a very sexy man that Annie feels might be the most annoying man she's ever met. Together they try to keep Annie alive and find out who is really behind the sabotage that seems to be aimed at the Di Ponti Company and Annie in particular. Will Annie and Tomi ever get together? Who Hired the Rigatoni Gang? Find out in Annie's 1st Break where a small town gal goes to the big city and meets two very different men. Which one will she choose?

The Unhappy Medium

Author: T. J. Brown
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781530573073
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Dr Newton Barlow has everything a theoretical physicist could ask for - a glittering career both in the lab and on television, a beautiful wife, and best of all, the opportunity to promote his rock-solid certainty that supernatural and religious beliefs are nothing but complete and utter hokum. But Barlow is about to take a tumble. Mired in accusations of fraud, incompetence and malpractice, Newton is cast out from the scientific establishment and ejected from the family home. With his life in tatters, he descends into a wine-sodden wilderness. Then, after three lost years, Barlow is suddenly approached by his old mentor and fellow sceptic Dr Sixsmith with an extraordinary proposition, an offer that Newton simply cannot refuse. There's just one small problem: Dr Sixsmith is dead. Thrown headlong into a new reality that simply shouldn't exist, Dr Newton Barlow is about to come up against the best and the worst of human nature: tooled-up vicars, paper-pushing ancient Greeks, sinister property developers, a saucy rubber nun and possibly the most mean-spirited man ever to have walked the earth (twice). From the dusty plains of Spain to the leafy vicarages of Hampshire, Dr Barlow will have to contradict everything he ever believed in if he wants to save this world - and the next.

Wildcase

Author: Neil Russell
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0062065815
Size: 40.12 MB
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“Neil Russell has to be one of the finest, skilled, and accomplished writers in the country, a true master of intrigue.” —Clive Cussler Neil Russell introduced ex-Delta Force billionaire, Hollywood insider, and freelance avenger Rail Black in City of War—and the author immediately established himself as a magnum force to be reckoned with in the field of contemporary thriller fiction. Both Russell and Black are ready to blow you away again with Wildcase. Named for the FBI’s term for crimes too savage and inexplicable to be easily categorized, Wildcase puts Rail Black on the trail of whoever brutally murdered an ex-cop friend and his wife in a town filled with cops—a path that will lead him into the grimiest shadows of “Sin City” Las Vegas and into the sinister machinery of a most unholy megachurch.

Broken Dolls

Author: Tyrolin Puxty
Publisher: Curiosity Quills Press
ISBN: 9781620079300
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Ella doesn't remember what it's like to be human - after all, she's lived as a doll for thirty years. She forgets what it's like to taste, to breathe...to love. She helps the professor create other dolls, but they don't seem to hang around for long. His most recent creation is Lisa, a sly goth. Ella doesn't like Lisa. How could she, when Lisa keeps trying to destroy her? Ella likes the professor's granddaughter though, even if she is dying. Gabby is like Ella's personal bodyguard. It's too bad the professor wants to turn Gabby into a doll too, depriving her of an education...depriving her of life. With time running out and mad dolls on the rampage, Ella questions her very existence as she unearths the secrets buried in her past; secrets that will decide whether Gabby will befall the same fate...

No One Would Listen

Author: Harry Markopolos
Publisher: John Wiley & Sons
ISBN: 9780470625767
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Harry Markopolos and his team of financial sleuths discuss first-hand how they cracked the Madoff Ponzi scheme No One Would Listen is the thrilling story of how the Harry Markopolos, a little-known number cruncher from a Boston equity derivatives firm, and his investigative team uncovered Bernie Madoff's scam years before it made headlines, and how they desperately tried to warn the government, the industry, and the financial press. Page by page, Markopolos details his pursuit of the greatest financial criminal in history, and reveals the massive fraud, governmental incompetence, and criminal collusion that has changed thousands of lives forever-as well as the world's financial system. The only book to tell the story of Madoff's scam and the SEC's failings by those who saw both first hand Describes how Madoff was enabled by investors and fiduciaries alike Discusses how the SEC missed the red flags raised by Markopolos Despite repeated written and verbal warnings to the SEC by Harry Markopolos, Bernie Madoff was allowed to continue his operations. No One Would Listen paints a vivid portrait of Markopolos and his determined team of financial sleuths, and what impact Madoff's scam will have on financial markets and regulation for decades to come.

Rigormortie

Author: Dick Bouvier
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ISBN: 9780997174618
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Constance Anne Madonna Dominica O'Leary is the product of a Catholic convent school that specializes in fraud, racketeering, and training young minds to believe that anything is possible with enough lube. When she finds herself trapped under 400 decomposing pounds of car salesman in a sticky Florida motel room, everything she has ever learned is put to the test. Her struggle for survival leads to a dark world of sex puppets, paramilitary-style Catholic fund raising, exploding Nazis, homicidal Vietnamese nail girls...and the true meaning of being a Dick.